*.Joy reviews Lollipop Chainsaw.*

Hello Gamers! Joy here bringing you a fantastical review of Lollipop Chainsaw.

•What you should know:

-Lollipop Chainsaw is probably the best zombie game you’ll ever play. You should be at Gamestop by the time you finish reading this review.

•What is Lollipop Chainsaw?

-Lollipop Chainsaw is a 2012 hack n’ slash video game for PS3 and Xbox 360. The game starts out with the main character, Juliet Starling, getting ready for what would seem to be a normal day at school. It’s her 18th birthday, and the upbeat cheerleader can’t wait to spend it with her friends.

Juliet reaches San Romero High School, only to find that everyone has been turned into zombies! From then on, you wield your chainsaw in hand and your decapitated boyfriend on your hip and eviscerate your way through the city, battling The Zombie Rock Gods in order to uncover the truth behind this overnight Zombie Apocalypse.

•Why i like it:

-Personally, i love Lollipop Chainsaw because it’s like no other video game in existence. When i found out that Tara Strong and Jimmy Urine were doing the voices i couldn’t decipher reality. I mean, what could be more epic than a boss fight between the Queen of Voice Acting and the lead singer of MSI?

Also, Lollipop Chainsaw gives us a break from the predicitable zombie games we’re so used to playing. This isn’t another Left 4 Dead. This is not Dead Rising. No where near Dead Island. And this isn’t that God-awful Oneechanbara: Bikini Zombie Squad. It’s insanely fun, with all the plot twists, sporting dialogue, and exciting gameplay- Lollipop Chainsaw delivers stylish, in-your-face combat, with all the humor and fanservice to spare. There’s really no other video game like it.

•Why you should get it:

-Lollipop Chainsaw is a one of a kind gaming experience, and its a must have for gamer girls and guys alike. Whether you’re a hardcore MSI fan, a brony, a James Gunn stan, or a Suda51 groupie, you’ll lose yourself in the wacky, gross, obscene masterpiece that is Lollipop Chainsaw. So stop fapping and head over to your local game store and pick up your copy today!
Game on~! -Joy.

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